Sam Insanity

Sam Insanity turns 22. Signs made for me

2012-02-27T22:51:00.008+08:00

Hello reader. Yes I'm talking to you Here I am typing away with the oh so little time I have to blog! Last Wednesday I booked 5 tables for my birthday but refrained from sending out the invitations because they were so slow at responding my calls that I had to wait until they finally replied me on Sunday night. Heh.. Sunday.... and my 22nd birthday was on the 22nd of February, ON FUCKING

Bcard saved my butt.

2012-02-15T06:15:00.001+08:00

Dear Reader, If you're Malaysian, you can avoid the misfortune I suffered during the weekends with what I'm about to show you. Last week my parents flew off to Terennganu for business, and being the airhead I was, it was a nice Friday morning I got up and went straight to college. The usual 4 hour ordeal of the congested roads, parking spots fully taken and not paying attention playing with

I am sorry.

2012-02-02T03:32:00.006+08:00

Dear Reader, First of all I would like to apologize you. Yes.. you. To the one reading this right now. I am sorry I haven't been able to share with you what's been going on with life lately because at this moment it's just so damn hectic. I am sorry to have disappointed your several visits to my blog to see I haven't updated anything. (I usually write two blog posts per month) However, I

The Car Incident

2012-01-04T23:33:00.003+08:00

Let me tell you a story that not many people know of last November 2011. I remember it like it was yesterday. 40 VIP zone passes in total. It all starts out the with the same ol' party routine. Me and the handsome boy Mr. L were seeing who could invite the most girls to Hennessy Artistry Halo 2011 at Mines Wonderland. I think he ended up winning since he used up 30 passes and I invited only

Meme on Facebook Chat

2011-12-24T15:17:00.002+08:00

Good news everyone. (you read that in your head with the Professor's voice from Futurama didnt you) If you're like me, you'd probably rarely or never get on Facebook chat. But I'm going to give you a good reason to use it. Now you can put memes into your facebook chat! Memes for facebook chat was just launched today on the 24th of December 2011. For example, just type '[[164413893600463]]'

Meme Proposal - Publicity for whom? An analysis.

2011-12-23T13:05:00.004+08:00

With Timothy Tiah's wittiness, he made use of 9gag's popular memes to propose to long-time girlfriend, Audrey. Yesterday, this video was at 78,000 views. Today it's heading towards 700,000. Something is wrong with YouTube though, they're not updating the views real-time so don't be surprised if the views balloon up to 2,000,000 views tomorrow! His documented marriage proposal video has the

new Malaysian ringgit bank notes design for 2012

2011-12-21T21:18:00.005+08:00

BREAKING NEWS Are you seeing this? Not sure if it's a hoax but apparently these photos were 'taken by Sinar with permission from Bank Negara.' Looks like monopoly money.. I googled it and can't seem to find the news anywhere. Looks pretty authentic, but keep your second thoughts! Sam Insanity, over and out. *Note - The news is now official. The Star newspaper just published it yesterday

North Koreans weeping for Kim Jong il video: Why are people hating on it?

2011-12-21T19:47:00.002+08:00

So just a day before yesterday I surfing the net for some Kim Jong il news and found a video Two days ago 40,000 views; today 4,000,000 views and climbing. I am peculiar about this though.. Why is everyone hating on the video? Sure it's dreadful to hear, comparable to a mix of penguins and walruses barking out a mating call.. but don't you think it's weird for there to be so many hateful

NEW BLOG! 6 NEWS. Kim Jong Il dies. ChengMan's Prank, Google's let it Snow? Granpa Shufflers! Chris Crocker Left Britney Alone and bonus.

2011-12-20T00:26:00.002+08:00

Celebrate. for Sam Insanity's blog reconstruction is now.... COMPLETE. I have spent 8 fucking hours going through useless HTML guides and doing everything myself just to finish my new blog template so.. Welcome to Sam Insanity. Now, on with some real news. Check out what you missed in the last two days no.1 Kim Jong Il dies Apparently this afternoon today 10 minutes after I woke up, Kim

Fucked up blog

2011-12-10T04:18:00.000+08:00

Okay, right before I was about to write a new blog post I was in the middle of revamping this god damned blog and the template I tested saved itself while I was having supper with friends. Fuck. As you all know I haven't been posting much due to my videos, assignments and final exams; but I've also wanted to revamp the blog for a while now to suit my taste. The blog is going under

Sam gets a full body massage @ Cah'ya

2011-11-06T14:23:00.006+08:00

Sam hasn't had the time to blog very often. I was put in charge of producing three videos for TV production assignment. As if one video wasn't stressful enough. One music video, one documentary and one corporate video. Ugh. Do you know how stressed I am to be a director?! For all three shoots no budget was allocated so I have next to nothing to work with. Over here I have to manage my group's

Sam gets a brazilian wax @ WAXXX

2011-11-01T19:25:00.001+08:00

There I was.. laying naked with my legs spread,in front of another man. So a few days prior to this wacky experience, I was bumming at home playing Crysis 2 on the computer when gorgeous Mandy called me out of the blue and asked me if I wanted to do, a brazilian wax. To my manly readers. IMMEDIATELY your mind went defensive and thoughts of words like 'eww' 'wtf?' 'omg' 'no way.' 'gay' 'why the

Being a virgin: My first condom.

2011-10-09T16:21:00.000+08:00

"Sometimes I wonder if I will remain a virgin forever, the very thought of it scares me." R.I.P Sam the virgin~5th of October 2009 : 1.30am~ Today I welcome the 1st of October, celebrating my two-year anniversary since the day I bought my first condom over here. Ahh I was so innocent and pure back then. I wonder if that auntie still works there Though my life is awesome now, being a virgin

The first CODE FRIDAY @Neverland KL

2011-10-06T17:56:00.001+08:00

So last week I went to Code Friday, which was a day to promote responsible drinking to targeted individuals from age 18 - 35. I attended in order to discover safer ways in order to control my unpredictable and dangerous drinking habit in order to curb my fear of repeating my unbelievable drunk story here again. The event was held inside the mysterious Neverland KL After shopping for birthday

When I get drunk. CODE FRIDAY Launch @Neverland KL

2011-09-30T16:34:00.004+08:00

Pernod Ricard Malaysia and myself would like to invite all my readers to drop by Code Friday Tonight at Neverland KL (30.09.11) People have heard about me.. (Patricia Knudsen, Joey G., Evonne Chow, myself, Siti Saleha, and creep) Stories about my nights. X Top Model Search Grand Finale 2011 afterparty (Arthur Tan, Peter Toong, myself and golden boy Henry Golding) And they know I usually..

Training with Chelsea's coaches

2011-08-02T12:30:00.001+08:00

Samsung invited me to train with four coaches of the world-class team of football superstars Chelsea, rivals of Manchester United!So the other day right after my Brazilian wax here, I drove straight to Chelsea Blue Pitch at Damansara Damai located mad far away (thank science for GPS).I then met with the coaches. Their names were Ian Woodroffe, Keith Harmes, Jamie Greenwood and Sam Hubert.Cameras

Chelsea vs. Malaysia (Harimau Malaya) 2011

2011-08-02T12:20:00.003+08:00

Two days after the training, Samsung invited me to see Chelsea vs. Malaysia! Will post about training laterI got free tickets thanks to mynoobie, do check them out to get yourself free stuff! ;)So after reaching Bukit Jalil, the police closed off the road into the stadium. We were forced to park the car by the roadside. This is a scene of inconsiderate drivers triple and quadruple-parking other

19 Odd Things You Learn By Using Twitter

2011-07-28T16:53:00.046+08:00

1@SamInsanity: You will never fail to tweet after sex.You'll feel an overwhelming sense of boredom after ejaculation.HOWEVER, tweeting the following might land you in deep shit.10. Heading home in 10, once I stop at pharmacy and get my ointment.9. LOL, looks like the condom slipped off, hope she didn’t notice.8. Want my money back.7. It’s confirmed, I’m definitely gay.6. Need water, feel

Celebrity Fitness or Fitness First? (Malaysia)

2011-07-25T18:38:00.003+08:00

Years pass and you realize it's time to get into shape, well that's fan-fuckin'-tastic. Hips don’t lie, especially with Veritaserum My post will briefly, but well-roundedly compare Fitness First vs Celebrity Fitness.. two of the most over-publicized gyms in Malaysia endorsed by glamorous unpopular local celebrities; please don't fall for that. If you want to know about the

HP roadshows are back. (Hewlett-Packard Malaysia)

2011-07-25T15:19:00.003+08:00

So it begins...HP’s page announced that its HP roadshow is back again with more great offers.From the 19th of July - 9th of August 2011, HP Hit Print Roadshow will hit multiple colleges and universities in Klang Valley, you can get details over here.So at KDU the other day HP happened to be there holding a roadshow. Ink cartridge, RM27; 600 pages! Holy balls. No need to ask the auntie to

Hewlett-Packard printers? Affordable and efficient.

2011-07-20T14:15:00.009+08:00

Deng-deng-deng~HP asked me to inform you guys about it's printers, and I must say I am impressed. (either that or I'm really outdated with the capabilities technology of today can bring.) HP Photosmart Wireless e-All-in-One Printer B110a If you can email it, you can print it.Yes. You can Scan, Print and Photocopy AND you don't need wires; It's a wireless printer.Without using a computer, you

Are You in a Bad Relationship? Identifying A Loser.

2011-07-03T19:24:00.001+08:00

“The Loser” is a type of partner that creates much social, emotional and psychological damage in a relationship. “The Loser” has permanent personality characteristics that they accept simply as the way they are and not a problem or psychological difficulty. In one sense, they have always lived with this personality and behavior, and it is often something they learned from their relatives/family.

3 Reasons Not To Join Big Commercial Gyms (Malaysia)

2011-07-02T17:58:00.009+08:00

~by Sam Insanity, written on 2nd July 2011So you're sick and tired of the free ghetto gym in your apartment with no airconds installed, and they're lucky enough to have broken windows if no windows at all.Many times the lack of equipment leaves you waiting for your turn on the machines. Worse still, the other men there workout with no manners smoking at the same time without shirts and press

Prince Jefri Bolkiah: The man who blew through Brunei's billions

2011-07-01T20:01:00.002+08:00

In 1998, Amedeo Development Corporation collapsed into bankruptcy and the corrupt high-roller playboy Prince Jefri fled Brunei to London after the detestable man used up $14.billion of public investment funds on personal spending. Over 200 creditors (including my father) brought lawsuits, sadly our family could not recover full compensation. Seeing as nothing could be done to reclaim our rightful

Tickets to see Chelsea!

2011-06-27T18:41:00.003+08:00

Football fanatics, get jealous! So I just got out of the shower and checked my mail addressed to me five days ago (typical of me -__- ) sent by the popular website Noobie ! They chose me to receive a pair of tickets to catch legendary arch-nemesis to Manchester United, Chelsea. They happen to be on their Chelsea Football Club Asia Tour with Malaysia as one of their designated locations.TVC of

MTV World Stage 2011 is coming to Malaysia. -___- I'm alive not dead

2011-06-21T04:10:00.024+08:00

Guys, I've been away making money, thus I've left my blog dormant since March! But hell I am surprised. I expected the blog to be dead by now but my blog's stat viewership has been staying up like an elephant's penis. So thank you for you stalkers all over the world keeping it alive, and just for you, I'll make a short post. Here's a peek of what I've been up to. I did a commercial for

Do you know what Facebook is doing with your account data?

2011-03-20T16:56:00.007+08:00

~by Sam Insanity, written on 20th of March 2011While it takes me a lot of inspiration to post on my blog (which takes weeks or even months), this is an issue that has to be addressed to as much users as possible with me furiously typing away. Facebook, the social networking giant with more than 600 million active users that killed the private life of people (as well as being the most visited

Johnnie Walker Malaysia: The Black Circuit Lounge 2011

2011-03-04T03:45:00.007+08:00

Dear Readers ( especially bloggers! ) I bring you much joy. Johnnie Walker, the World's number one Scotch whisky Partnering up with the brilliant, and highly successful Champions of the world, the legendary Formula 1 team, McLaren Mercedes! Can you spot Mr. Walker? Together, they share the values to win, innovate, and to create leaders such as Lewis Hamilton 2008 Formula One World

Life.

2011-02-27T16:18:00.002+08:00

Dear Readers,Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose marriage. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose spending on her superficial materialistic desires. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose

5 signs the Internet has taken over your mind (and your life)

2011-02-02T15:53:00.005+08:00

~by Sam Insanity, written on 31st January 2011(To all my chinese readers, have a Happy Chinese New Year!)At the final scene of your predicament, here you are now.. a grown adult at the age of 28.The damage has been done.A lifeless, loser, fat ass living with your parent's support devoting all your time on a high-end PC grinding on a stupid ripoff of Warcraft, and a bit of silly Mafia Wars and

Top 10 parties of 2010 (according to me)

2011-01-07T16:09:00.001+08:00

If there's two things you'd know about me by now it's me going to exclusive parties day and night as well as slowly if never updating my blog because of all the partying.These days you could easily transform from a nerdy geek into a model so-called model. Take me for example back in January 2010, that kid who lost all directions in life with no hopes and dreams after education, solution?Listen to

I just had sex

2010-12-23T16:42:00.005+08:00

While you're waiting for me to finish.... writing (you dirty bastard you) my next article '8 important things they don't teach you in school' I'll just give my blog a small update from Saturday Night Live. This SNL's Digital Short was released couple of days ago. Saw this at 300 views 3 days ago on my digg News ---> To be honest I remember in 2005 Akon released a song called 'I Wanna Love

My horrendous sunblock experience.

2010-12-18T22:15:00.007+08:00

It was over 2 years ago.. I remember as plain as day, 28th of June 2008. The look of horror on my face from receiving an official PLKN letter from the Malaysian government ordering me to serve at Malaysia's National Service (the 'army').Age 17, I had to endure 3 months of hell wearing an itchy terribly ill-designed clown-like defective blue-black-and white(?) striped underwear of a clothing on my

7 Ways To Become Irresistible to Women

2010-12-02T14:28:00.026+08:00

In this beautiful earth where everything is possible, modern technology has caused the already bored-to-death men to pick up on DOTA and the latest oversized iPods that don't fit into pockets anymore, at the same time developing special social networking skills such as stalking people online. In the United States they call this a computer addict, and in Japan - the term 'hikikomori' is used. So,

Quitting the addictive Facebook.

2010-11-27T01:29:00.002+08:00

Dear Fans, Friends, Family (and curious strangers?) If you want to know what facebook is doing with your account data, click here.I am officially dumping facebook as of Friday 26th November 2010. Piece of shit's been leeching my life force away far too long and keeping me from progress. There is more to life out there than just facebook.Facebook is one hell of a drug, you feel you can't live

Best video, ever.

2010-11-16T16:58:00.001+08:00

While you're visiting, watch one of the many best videos I have ever seen in my life.Chinese Translation by M. WardI sailed a wild, wild seaclimbed up a tall, tall mountainI met an old, old manbeneath a weeping willow treeHe said "Now if you got some questionsgo and lay them at my feetbut my time here is briefso you'll have to pick just three"And I said"What do you do with the pieces of a broken

Spider on my dick

2010-11-14T16:10:00.001+08:00

What if you were nakedand found a spider inside your towel?Doesn't happen everyday, but one fine mornoon.... (today, between morning-afternoon).My toned, tight-bodied girlfriend Copykate came out of the steamy bathroom and scolded me to shut the curtains. It was my turn... TO SHOWER. So I went into the toilet holding a bunch of stuff like Biore cleanser, Dove shampoo and T3 Anti-acne body shampoo

A Strange Party: Hennessy Artistry Malaysia 2010

2010-11-09T00:15:00.000+08:00

Hennessy Artistry HALO Malaysia 2010Hennessy Artistry.... what a strange event. This November's issue of JUICE Magazine has photos of me and a few friends inside it at the middle section about Hennessy Artistry at Mist Club (where I first met 'her')Rewinding back to earlier this year. Coincidentally, I already met the artiste line up Da Zui Ba (Da Mouth) and Mizz Nina just a few months back.It

Car tires slashed

2010-11-05T13:51:00.000+08:00

..or so I thought. Some fucking smelly asshole decided to be educated and deflated my tires. We wasted a whole hour hunting for mechanics to roll them back to the workshop and pump them back up, and I wasted an extra $20.00 from my already empty wallet.This poor little immigrant shit imported from Myanmar must have been the joker behind all this.Reasons for suspicion:This dickhead was

The useless police.. the perfect Sunday.

2010-10-31T18:25:00.000+08:00

Note: Skip to middle of page to see the perfect sunday~Sunday! Oh praise the lord if I ever believe in him.(This day totally necessary in our lives. Stress management baby.)Damned police..It was after working a night as the Ambassador of Zouk at a chaotic fully packed Zouk Club KL filled with fun dressed-up guests (even Lady Gaga was there) along with Hitz.fm and Red.fm in our giant halloween

Blog Revamped! on halloween....

2010-10-30T17:31:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone! This is Sam Insanity speaking.My gf is forcing me to use this super gay layout.... with a pink background.I hope you don't mind the gayness ultra gayish gay vibes spewing out of this non-gay blog, it is seriously WTF and I am totally against it.She thinks it's cute... FMLCopykate and I. This is how we communicate =)Well previously, this blog was my personal diary for me to write

Finding a great short film by accident

2010-09-20T02:15:00.000+08:00

I checked out the movie 'Devil' written by this M.shyalaman guy, then I researched him, and he had a movie called Signs.I looked for the movie trailer and found this film called Signs as wellThis is it. It was amazing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy0HNWto0UY weird huh?Its sad though, I'm thinking of humanity. That guy who acted in Signs was Nick Russell.. Even being as good as him in acting his

A new meaning to life.

2010-09-19T23:04:00.000+08:00

Today, I found something to believe in. True Friendship at its purest form. Take it from me, talking to someone about your problems seriously motivates you to stand up once you've fallen, pick your sword up, sharpen it into a dragon, and fight your war again. Thank you, friend. I found my new goal in life.Someone you can completely trust your secrets to and have no worries. Like a gem in a

Thoughts V4

2010-07-29T18:41:00.000+08:00

"Everyday, I am thinking.There must be more to life."Nobody thinks of you as badly, as you do. You dwell yourself in self-pity, not knowing what others think of you. When you consider yourself as stupid, you become stupid. Wake up, it is time to move forward. The road is long, but you must walk it nevertheless. Don't be a fucking pussy. Never leave anything halfway, if you want

What is really a real Real Reality?

2010-07-16T02:38:00.000+08:00

Inception....Dear Diary, 16th July 2010.It's 2.40am and I just got back from an empty KLCC.. beautiful.I've always wondered about reality.Being as open-minded as possible, I always wondered whether it'd always end up as: growing up -> chase girls -> study hard -> get qualified -> flourish in a career -> buy a nice car -> settle down -> get a house -> retire somewhere nice as a grandpa with

The end of my days

2010-07-06T03:20:00.000+08:00

"My life.. might be shorter than I expected."Dear Diary,Why is my memory so horrid? I don't remember anyone's birthday.. even my family's. I don't remember dates and names when I look at faces. I don't remember things that I planned a day before. I don't remember if someone else is at fault or its mine. I don't even remember what happened during my times of great pain and sorrow.I can't remember

Women and Death.

2010-06-21T22:07:00.000+08:00

This post shall be my journey of discovering the mystery behind womenAt the same time, a compilation of what to do before I die.Women21/6/2010 - Women just love men who give off gay-vibes. Sensitivity and being nice is a plus, but it's all about the clothes and that clean-look.Before I die21/6/2010 - Go streaking at a Man U vs. Chelsea matchTo be updated!~Sam Insanity

2010-06-09T02:53:00.000+08:00

'Everyday I learn something new about myself.'Dear Diary,9.6.2010, scrap my previous post,The dancefloor felt empty without a lady in it.I just found out I'm the third kind of male that rarely exists in this worldThe adrenaline junkie.~Sam Insanity

The real truth about the laws of attraction.

2010-06-02T03:37:00.000+08:00

"And last but not least, to have fun."Dear Diary.The reality is that women know if you're a horny horse or a gentleman from the First time you approach them.Women know when you're looking at them, and it can show whether you're a player or a gentleman.That's why it's best to put on an emotionless front to create a mystifying aura, this works in bars by the way, not in noisy clubs.The reality is,

Misery. Blog post 130th. Burst of happiness

2010-05-23T17:02:00.000+08:00

"The combination of mood swings andforgetfullness is not cool."Dear Diary,it's Sunday the 23rd of May 20105.20pm in the afternoon, I'm feeling empty. So empty.I feel stoned.Every day I wake up from bed, I keep forgetting what I'm supposed to do, where I'm supposed to go, what I want to do and who do I want to be.It's been a replay of life over and over again.Even though I know there's like 10

From now on...

2010-05-16T09:29:00.000+08:00

"From now on..."Dear Diary,9.30am, it's Sunday morningI'm feeling a pain in my little heart for her.I have decided, I will do it for her sake. People like her need to be given a chance to shine their brightest. With all my power, I will make sure it happens.~Sam Insanity Sunshine

I know how to do it now...

2010-05-12T14:12:00.000+08:00

"Finally, I found out the source of my powers"Dear Diary,2.15pm at Starbucks (asia cafe)my greatest finding in journey to self-discoveryThe 9 mediums in life that bring me back to life,the awakening of insanity:Brash, Callous bi-polarity, Isolation, Music, Alcohol, Drugs, Sugar Hyperactivity, Pain and SpeedWhen my silence and annoyance is dominant, each of these are not present.I need to get my

Haters. Do you know how stupid this looks?

2010-05-03T00:16:00.000+08:00

"May I present to you, doctor simon edward the retard."Lol.. the funniest hate reply I have ever read in my blog.Haters, let me bold out how stupid this looks.(with a small d -> )doctor simon edward said...well. i have been reading your blog since last two weeks !! i am from england by the way !! well, i think ..i really think that you have no life !! haha, really !! you wouldnt write a diary

Dyeing my hair back to Blonde.

2010-04-27T11:04:00.000+08:00

It's official. Coming this June 1st, my hair will return to blonde. The promise shall be fulfilled.I WON THE STEVE AOKI CONTEST BABYYYY, FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHSee you at Euphoria, the Ministry of Sound.~Sam Insanity Sunshine

Remind me

2010-04-26T03:09:00.000+08:00

"The obsessed can fuck off."Dear Diary,3am in the morningToday is Monday the 26th of April 2010Look, I don't give a shit whether you're a 40 or 70 year old president of the united states, if you dare interfere with my personal affairs you can fuck off.I've been tolerating your stalker-like paranoid behaviour for the past 2009 but enough is enough. Who the hell would write 2 pages worth of shit

Goodbye, Angel.

2010-04-24T02:39:00.000+08:00

"The first time I bought flowers for a girl,happened to be the last time I saw her."Dear Diary,Today is Saturday.2.30am, 24th of April 2010I just broke up with my girlfriend.It hurts.. but I understand. I could tell from the beginning I couldn't be with you the way your mother looked at me. Don't cry.. I've been having thoughts for a while, and out of respect for your family, power in social

Thoughts. part II

2010-04-17T16:25:00.000+08:00

"I am. Therefore, I think. "Dear Diary,Today is Saturdaythe 17th of April 2010,1600 hours, it's about to rain outside.I'm in my room taking a break from my Socio Psycho assignment."I believe when we fall in love, we become babies again. Lost for words, weak in the knees, and hung like a baby elephant.""It doesn't feel as nice sleeping naked the second time like it was the first time.""I thought

STEVE AOKI IS FUCKING COMING TO TOWN

2010-04-15T10:14:00.000+08:00

The legendary, Steve Aoki.Dude. I have been so so so fucking pissed since I missed Steve Aoki coming to town on December 25, 2009 last year.That very day I had the worst, shittiest night at Zouk wondering why the DJ sucked and why it was so empty. Then my buddy told me everyone went to see Steve play at MOS which I totally didn't hear about until it was too late.I totally regretted

Lady Gaga, fashion goddess.

2010-04-07T22:51:00.000+08:00

Lady Gaga.Just the name turns heads. Then again, she'll have everyone's attention anyway from having those insane makeup and hair-dos, wearing those bizarrely made glamorous outfits.With her powerful vocals and overflowing charismatic bisexual feminism, her first no.1 US Billboard hit single 'Just Dance' shuvved her into the spotlight and she has been making hits smashing pop-charts

Goodbye, Blonde hair.

2010-04-01T01:10:00.000+08:00

"My hair was like..the lost treasure of the Apollo,God of the golden Sun.A symbol of change and revolution.I felt wild and free."Dear Diary,Today is Thursdaythe 1st of April 2010,1.40am in the morning and I just got out of the shower.I couldn't remember.. I think I was having nice a dream. While sleeping cozily under a 3-inch thick nylon blanket. Then a fucking cat kept moaning right outside my

Death, Decisions, Kill, Suicide.

2010-03-20T01:46:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION: BEFORE CONTINUING READING ONAND READ THIS.I would like to remind my curious random readers that I will write whatever I want into my blog diary in this small space of the vast internet and it will never be subjected to change.I will not entertain requests to change my material and feelings, so Shut the fuck up before asking me to take some shit out or write something more '

The Future.

2010-03-16T11:16:00.001+08:00

"Suddenly, I understood the tormenting thoughts of millions all around the world.The suicidal, the depressed, the lonely, the ones who have given up on living and hope."Dear Diary,Today is Tuesdaythe 16th of March 2010,1100 hours and I'm blogging at gym.The fear of the future. These past few days I had been having a storm of negative thoughts over my head and had been convinced that I would not

Regrets.

2010-03-09T12:57:00.000+08:00

"Listen. Listen to what I am about to tell you. The Story of my life.Forced to follow someone else's footsteps through the longest passage of time,I didn't have the courage to say no. Until now"Dear Diary,Today is Tuesdaythe 9th of March 2010,1300 hours and I'm about to head out on a mission.Age of 2, I remember clearly how I got this huge scar on my left arm and almost bled to death, I could've

Thoughts. part I

2010-03-07T14:57:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary,Today is Sundaythe 7th of March 2010,1500 hours and I 'm about to head to gym.Apparently I have a tiny fanbase of regular readers o_oOh well~ I don't bother much with people reading my personal entries ~3~Thoughts:Him : "Don't be a pussy, take drugs." Me : "You're a pussy, taking drugs." You don't phase me with your cheap shots at getting high and escapism, I've got more balls than

Destiny.

2010-03-07T13:21:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary.Courage -> Determination -> Momentum -> Taking ControlThat's all I need.~Sam

List of Dreams

2010-03-06T10:19:00.000+08:00

note: List is not according to eagerness or desire to fulfill and has been randomly shuffled however being chosen to be listed, each and every one of them shall be world class with endless effort, push, and determination, in short, my vocations."A dream is just a dream.A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline"Dear Diary,Today is Saturdaythe 6th of March 2010,I'm writing out the future I

Snitches in the family

2010-02-24T20:07:00.000+08:00

"I feel betrayed and backstabbed."It's happened three times already, mary, the pain i feel as i write online, what the fuck is on your mind when you tell everyone about what i write on my blog?I bet it's fucking fong telling whatever I post online to ma. every fucking time its the same, even that time where you just said it out loud in the carIf you're reading this, use your FUCKING brains and

My Virginity.

2010-02-24T13:21:00.000+08:00

"Now I can stop telling people I'll end up asthe 40 year old virgin. Eheh."Dear Diary,Today is Wednesdaythe 24th of February 2010,0200 hours and I just woke up next to her.2 days after my birthday, I have lost my virginity.I have finally lost it. It was a bit boring, but it was good, real good in the sense I'm free from staying quiet on 'how old were you when you lost it' questions. I'll keep

Why?

2010-02-22T22:48:00.000+08:00

"Another part of my brain has been activated."Dear Diary,Still Monday the 22nd of February 2010I won't be a fool. I won't be a follower. Question them Question them Question them. That's how reputation is earned, that's how big bosses do it, that's how respect is commanded.Why.I'm never used that word, probably Ever. Only What, not Why. It's kinda stupid really, only after that small talk with

Mindfuck.

2010-02-22T12:22:00.001+08:00

TotallyMindfucked.Dear Diary,Today is Mondaythe 22nd of February 2010,0100 hours and I'm in my old room.It's my birthday, I am officially 20 today onwards.I have a plethora of issues:-HairManager ContractModelingStudiesWorkMovingHairAs innocent as hair seems, I find myself forced to mindfuck over what the hell I'm going to do with the black roots growing out in contrast to my blonde hair. I look

Yes!!!

2010-02-13T14:06:00.000+08:00

I won!!!!!! I won those Fedde Le Grand tickets bishes!!!!!!! On the 19th February 2010 I'm gonna party like shitttttt at Ministry of Sound, hell yeah.edit- HOLY SHIT I WON 2 MORE TICKETS, WOAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fedde Le Grand at MOS - Euphoria

2010-02-10T19:38:00.000+08:00

'Let me think about it badabadabada bomp. bomp. bomp. bomp. Let me think about it'Dear Diary,I need to bloody be at Fedde le Grand's performance, he'll be in Malaysia for the first freaking time and he'll feel like shit if there's no crazy people like me cheering him on. He's one of the few DJ's of the world I look up and funk to.I've sent contest entries to TimeOut, Clubbing 9, JuiceOnline,

Running away from home. Part 2

2010-02-10T12:34:00.001+08:00

"I am out now, out of my cocoon."Dear Diary,it's Wednesdaythe 10th of February 2010,1pm in the afternoon and I'm temporarily back in my old home.This whole week was nothing but DRAMA.___________________________03.02.2010,The day after I ran awayStep by step, walking my own road, slowly, I'm learning.There must be progress everyday.The new room is great. I pay RM150 a month, have 2 fans and a

Running away from home. Part 1

2010-02-05T13:41:00.000+08:00

" I ran away from home.. no, from Him.02.02.10,I lost alot of thingsto gain my Freedom,But it was WORTH IT."________________________________________Dear Diary, it's Friday the 5th of February 2010, 3pm in the afternoon.From my previous post, it all started when I said 'I'm heading out for a photoshoot, I'll be back around 11pm'.I verbally fought with my dad in his office on (2.2.10) Tuesday

Kicked out from home. Life of a Model?

2010-02-01T10:01:00.000+08:00

"I ponder if I should treat thisas good thing,or a bad thing?"Dear Diary.. Monday the 1st of February 2010, it's 10am in the morning.This could be one of my most important diary entries I have ever written in my life.If you'd like to know about the fucked up news, you could just skip 'Photoshoot as at 31.01.2010' and go halfway down to read 'The Challenge'.Photoshoot as at 31.01.2010So it began

RING STAGE II: ACTIVATE.

2010-01-25T23:03:00.000+08:00

"A psycho plots on, behind that playful smile..Don't admire, Learn."Dear Diary, it's 11.10pm and my head just cleared up.How could I forget myself? Insane, playful, powerful, shocking, random, mind-blowing, extreme, controversial, fearless, raw.Those are the traits that surround me, that are me. I find mixing with the wrong crowd blurs me, bores me. I am a bomb, waiting to explode. Now is not the

2009 ends, and so 2010 begins.

2010-01-19T00:36:00.000+08:00

"Ford Supermodel of the World Malaysia 2009 has ended.One door may have closed, but many new ones have opened.Sam placed 7th place in the top 10 male finalists.And began modeling on December 2009 as a freelance model."Dear Diary, it's 1am and today is Tuesday the 19th of JANUARY 2010, I'm here alone in the living room. It's dark out there as I type away with a fan blowing at whatever I can feel

Project Abs. Part 1

2009-12-30T10:25:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary, "My attempts to getting abs have always been sidelined, unfocused and a partial desire, which equally has frustrated me more than ever."Right no shit. Starting 28th of Dec 09. Abs by 1st April 2010. Go Go Go"Day 01 of 96 BURNING TO GO TO GYM""Day 2/96 . sleep now gym later.Day 2 continued. Controlling the urges for fried chicken and ice cream.""Day 3/96, it's morning and I'm eating

Diary of Love. Part I

2009-12-21T16:26:00.001+08:00

Dear Diary.. "It's been forever since I've had a crush on anyone. I wish share with you now, my secret."Entry 1" The moment I saw you, I fell in love. With your beauty, your smile. But.. love takes time to grow, you need time, to get to know me. But I don't have that time.. or the chance to be near you. So Pinky, I love you. But I won't chase after you anymore.. :) -Sam < / 3 " Dec 16

the Best day of my life

2009-12-19T03:37:00.000+08:00

happy birthdayyyy<3Dear Diary, date is 18th+19th togehtr since It's 3.40am and I just got back from Zouk hahaa....Amber happi birthdayy ;]]]]My face is red is I type, today was Fucking, awesome.Dance like there's no tommorow hahaaaaaai tried doing my shoulder-freeze breakdance move but fell on fuckin'; table and spilled the beerfuckin' high mnan, but nowhere near drunk.. or as drunk as kitt :PPP

I'm suffering from depression.

2009-12-02T19:41:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary, I am about to tell you a sad story of the life I'm living while trying my best to contain my anger, it's 7.40pm and today is Wednesday the 2nd of December 09, I just got back from work.Diary, I have never been honest with anyone these many years, sometimes this side of me just appears once in a blue moon and people ask me why I'm so quiet, I notice, that they've noticed a sudden

Me? A supermodel?? Part II

2009-11-13T22:25:00.001+08:00

"Me and my girl Amber Chia :pgoogle her. "~13th of November 2009 : 10.30pm~Dear Diary,It's the 11th happy anniversary for our 11th minute Amber and I have been together. Joking. Amber's such a sweet person with a very open mind, funny I was sleeping and she sat right next to me and we talked for quite a while.(You should probably google Amber Chia by now if you don't know her, AND read the older

Ford Supermodels of the World Malaysia 2009: A participant's insight.

2009-11-08T22:29:00.000+08:00

"I..made it?"Round 1"Charmed by my unique looks broad shoulders rare oriental eyes nice pouty lips and strong personality, plus the slippers I was wearing,(who on earth wears slippers to a competition?)I gave them a lasting impression.All 4 judges gave 4 yes votes for round 1."Judges1)Azrul Kevin, 2)Gillian Hung, 3)Amber Chia, 4)I have no idea.Round 2"There were like, 240-ish pretty people there

Me? A supermodel??

2009-11-05T19:41:00.000+08:00

"I sent this desktop photo made weeks ago,and I got picked."~5th of November 2009 : 7.40pm~Dear Diary,My ass.I sent in a half-ass application to Ford's Supermodel and check out what I weeded outta my inbox. Dear Contestant Congratulations! You have been shortlisted for the Ford Models’ Supermodel of the World Malaysia 2009 audition this coming Saturday and Sunday. Detail of the auditions as

Talking to old people. .

2009-11-05T01:14:00.000+08:00

"You must be happy all the time,but not happy-go-lucky.There's a big difference."~5th of November 2009 : 2.40am~Dear Diary,Working under my dad these past 3 years I have been unhappy, frustrated, physically and mentally drained, working conditions have been stressful, aggravating, annoying, boring, depressing, afflicting, agonizing, excruciating, disheartening, obstructing, gloomy and time

My first condom.

2009-10-04T11:36:00.001+08:00

"Sometimes I wonder if I will remain a virgin forever, the very thought of it scares me." ~5th of October 2009 : 1.30am~ Dear Diary, One fine day.. I went to Guardian Pharmacy to buy anti-body zit shampoo refills. Then looking around the pharmacy, I stared at a durex pleasure-max and remembered all the values instilled in me through education that I should use a fucking condom before I fuck.

Face them head on.

2009-09-08T00:34:00.000+08:00

"It was a long time ago..Since when did I start to care?I feel enlightened,I feel free,I feel the way I had always been.A child at heart, never growing up"~8th of September 2009 : 10.30am~Dear Diary,Diary, it's taken some time for me to think, only now I don't have to.Dreaming is easy, Reality is bitter. Dad's said some words that make alot of sense yesterday, I feel like I've been liberated and

Negligence

2009-08-25T22:09:00.001+08:00

"Many say I have the ultimate asian eyes.I don't believe them,But I don't doubt them either."~25th of August 2009 : 10.30pm~Dear Diary,I've been neglecting you, diary, for quite a while now. Seeing last I posted on the 17th of July 09 after that refreshing trip, I'm such a bum. I think I joined dance class around October 08, now I'm like, really good at it. Sadly I'm not committed enough to

I'm back, baby

2009-07-17T22:40:00.000+08:00

Back from Langkawi, burned like a peanut with desire.~17th of July 2009 : 11.30pm~Dear Diary,Guess who's back on a monkey stick, monkey stick, monkey stick.Yeah I just flew in Langkawi and I feel like a million fucking bucks. I had time to think and reflect on myself, have fun for 4 whole days and made a decision to get my life back on track.What I hope to achieve, what I live for, what my goal

Michael Jackson's memorial : Fit for the King

2009-07-08T20:36:00.000+08:00

Michael Josophine Jackson,Always in my heart.(1958 - 2009)~8th of July 2009 : 9.20pm~Dear Diary,Today morning I heard on the radio while driving to work, 'Michael Jackson's memorial on Star World channel 711 on Astro, be there at 6.30pm'.I was like holy fuck, guest appearances by my other idol Stevie Wonder and one of my fav singers John Mayer. I knew I couldn't make it back in time so I had to

Goodbye, Michael Jackson.

2009-06-26T18:27:00.000+08:00

.:: Friday the 25th of June 2009 7.26pm ::.Dear Diary,Some very grim news has reached my ears today, the legendary Michael Jackson has passed away on the 25th of June 2009 at UCLA Medical Centre.Michael Jackson has been one of my biggest childhood heroes for as long as I could remember, or even begin to THINK when I was a toddler. Riding the backseat of my uncle and aunt's Mercedes Benz while

Sometimes love comes around

2009-06-21T17:50:00.000+08:00

And it knocks you down. . .~21st of June 2009 : 5.50pm~Dear Diary,Today, I write about another heartache I'm feeling. A few years ago I met Jackie on a website, had some fun, played around, we liked each other and started dating around this year's May 2009, things went really well. I heared from her friend Sadie that she deals with stress all the time because her life's really giving her a hard

1st show's over

2009-06-08T21:32:00.000+08:00

Monday the 8th of June 2009~Dear Diary,I just performed at Leisure Mall last Saturday, the crowd, as predicted, just keep looking on at my dance academy's performances with folded arms. Every time acts would end, maybe about 4 people would clap softly.. that's how much leisure mall people suck e_e;My performance only lasted 54 seconds, super short but I garnered the most applause from the

Oh how shameful

2009-06-05T12:12:00.000+08:00

-Friday, June the 6th 2009Dear Diary,I've not written to you since May the 10th 09, that's fucked up. It emphasizes on my self-discipline, or maybe, my short term memory's condition. In doing so I broke a vow that I promised myself not to procrastinate this whole year and to write a blog everyday.I'm going to start writing again, proof is that I'm putting my blog as my browser's homepage.-Sam

The death of my dear friend. . and my sceduled performance

2009-05-10T18:07:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary,10th of May 2009, 6pm-ishDiary, I am deeply saddened by Amanda's death, it was such a shock for her to die so early. It happened when she was riding with her friend Tomo to watch the new Wolverine Origins movie and a truck smash onto her car where she died on the spot, Tomo is currently in a coma, and her boyfriend? Let's just say he's a broken man right now.I hope to set up a good

Bad time

2009-05-06T11:57:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary,May the 6th 2009, Wednesday at 11.57amDiary, I've been thinking less about my future and more about my love-life, it's a very bad direction to be heading to. The road to Love leads to marriage, which is the fastest shortcut to marriage and it's been hard for me to resist, because she is such a beautiful girl. I don't know what I like about her, other than her smile, I think about her

I have found my answer

2009-04-19T18:38:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary,Sunday the 19th April 2009, 7pm.This is a very important entry to my diary.I just came back from Thailand. Dad who I don't usually take seriously said very powerful words while we were heading back home. And it all fell in place, the puzzle pieces.A while ago, Gosia asked me, ' So about your dream, why do you want to be known so much? 'I answered back ' I want to leave a mark on this

Thailand here we come

2009-04-16T21:34:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary,16th of April 2009, 9.35pm-ishPerforming on saturday's out, it's time to head on to Chiangmai and enjoy the scenic beauty ;DDiary, I feel really sleepy these days, my motivation and determinations' in the toilet bowl, I want to feel alive again, maybe this vacation is what I need, my elbow hasn't recovered.~Sam

Twas amazin'

2009-03-22T20:33:00.001+08:00

Dear Diary,My old thoughts on joining extra dancing classes? I was lazy to go because I didnt think it'd help, but whew the practice was really.. exciting :D I'm going to dance class on tuesdays from now onnn

Writing a book

2009-03-18T23:56:00.000+08:00

Dear Diary,19th of March 2009, Thursday 1amLately.. or should I say sadly, I haven't been so faithful to my blog, it's been kinda dormant since I've been held captive by the ever so sad life of an adult.But no more~ The exams are around the corner, once I score on it I'll be able to rule the world! .. or maybe just finally get into college :BLatin Dance, hip hop, GCE O level exams are around the