*Edit - Made minor updates to Case 1 and Case 2
I, Sam Insanity represent all the true 9gaggers in the world and have a message for you.
We as 9gaggers, hate 9gag.com and we support you.
If you deal with things logically, don't call us names and run away like you usually do.
Hear us out
Scroll to the bottom of the post for details.
- *It is to be known that this is the first time the true 9gagggers are declaring an announcement to the internet.
- It is to be known that we as the true 9gaggers, have stood down and ignored all of you. When 4chan, Anonymous, redditors VS 9GAG and you called us 9fags, 'the cancer of the internet', tards, held raids, ; etc. (The scenario can be seen on YouTube daily) as there are too many 9gaggers to control on the internet. It just isn't possible.
- It is to be known that the '9gag army' is a term hyped-up by 12 yr-old retards and we do not recognize them as true 9gaggers, do not be fooled.
Example 1 of rubbish written by a 12 yr-old 9gagger-wannabes
Example 2 of 9gagger-wannabe claiming his actions to be 9gag's own.
Obviously you 4channers will swallow up and publicize anything that makes 9gaggers look bad, so we have let it be, and let the world run as it is.
However, I have decided to
break the silence and address all of you because of
two cases; what has happened
yesterday and what has transpired within 9GAG.com this year.
Case 1: We 9gaggers wish to ally with the internet
A message to 4CHAN and the internet from the true 9gaggers
We support you.
Let it be known that 9GAG.com is currently dead. Reason being we have left the website and have not visited it in months.
The true 9gaggers
hate 9GAG.com for stealing posts for itself, using bots to generate 'publicity posts' that generate money for 9gag.
We're not stupid.
We have been aware of this since early this year and even before reddit exposed the bot cycle below:
http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/zacju/9gag_repost_machine_explained
The upvotes and Facebook Share number on each 9GAG.com post is self-generated.
Let it be known that because 9GAG.com simply bans members, refuses to provide a proper explanation to us; and we, the true 9gaggers of the world are insulted.
And from that day,
a secret group comprised of the Top 9gaggers including myself to conspire against 9GAG.com was founded by Aricely, who has since stepped down.
Here is a list of logs from our secret group archives of the bots we've caught; some deleted after a day.
These bots we will dub as the "Second Generation." The first gen
lasted about three weeks, and each bot had about fifty posts. All the
above bots were nailed on July 4th, between the hours of midnight and
2:30, Eastern Standard Time.
Our secret group was leaked to 9GAG.com admins. Those of us who participated in the group and voiced out on 9GAG.com were banned. No one could warn the other 9gaggers from the corrupt 9GAG.com
Every attempt to contact the founder of 9gag was futile so we encourage you.
You are
welcome to hack 9GAG.com
We encourage it.
Let us put our differences aside and fight the monetizing 9GAG.com together. Destroy it.
Sure 4CHAN and the rest of the internet hates 9gaggers, but
what are 9gaggers really?
We are not 9gaggers because we're 'omg 9gag rocks you suck' fags, but because
We are just like you.
Humans
who seek a platform that provides us with cheap daily
entertainment who have come together to form a community.
And admit it,
the founder of 9GAG.com Ray Chan developed a very presentable layout that is easy and recycled it for everyone on
Facebook to see compared to 4chan and reddit, that's why it's so popular.
We like it because it's
convenient. It's like Apple who stole the idea from Windows and created a better phone.
We are aware of your previous attacks on 9gag.com
What you've done so far is not good enough.
STOP the attacks.
Bullying is child's play.
We encourage you to destroy the 9gag.com servers
And
wipe out all the data once and for all instead of harassing them. They will only find ways to come back.
If there was any other alternative, we would have considered it; but this is so far the best plan we could come up with; hacking the website to the point of no recovery. To side with the internet in order to destroy a common evil that is a power-hungry meme-commercializing 9GAG.com.
It is now a zombie, only waiting for death by injection. You're welcome to leave suggestions as to how to cleanse a bot-infested website we used to love; like lice on a dog.
We would like to get in touch with you, 4chan, reddit, funnyjunk; internet, to help you destroy 9GAG.com whether by DDoS, publicizing or etc.
Please leave a comment below or contact me on Facebook. I know you can find me in a few clicks.
*Edit - A 4channer has approached me. We are currently in talks.
Case 2: The Fake 4CHAN Facebook Page
I founded
The Official 9GAG Fan Group of Facebook together with fellow 9gagger Arrie on the 1st of August 2012 for fun. Today it has over 3,000 members and we enjoy each other's company.
Yesterday on the 25th of September 2012,
4CHAN's official facebook page (I assumed) decided to troll us by posting this up.
Asking members to join the 4CHAN group, posting
our group's link. The admin blocked me from commenting later on, and today removed our group link to make it seem like nothing happened.
As a result, our 9GAG Facebook fan group received hundreds of requests from 4CHAN fans. The picture above are fresh requests after clearing off the previous requests.
My administrator team who were not aware of the post at that moment, approved these requests and they were subsequently banned for mass-spamming profanities at the wall.
No biggie.
I have followed 4chan for a few years before the emergence of 9gag, and I don't believe 4chan would resort to such
coward tactics because they are known to be prideful and ruthless.
Something didn't seem right.
This was not the action of a 4CHANNER. It seemed cowardly and un-4chan-like.
It was weak.
4CHAN has a reputation of finding out all the information of someone and destroying that individual's life.
So it turns out the 4CHAN facebook page was a
fake 4CHAN page run by a clown controlling
real 4channer's actions.
Daniel Herbert Hobbs is the admin of 4CHAN's so-called 'Official Facebook page' and an
attention whore for subscribers.
(Looking at the delusional individual's facebook link, he seems to think himself some sort of god.)
He requested to join our group a few times; obviously we refused.
He continued spying on us, print-screening a post of me posting in my group and posted it on the 4CHAN Facebook page. However it wasn't I whom he targeted, but one of my members
Samantha.
After highlighting her on the 4CHAN page, she received death threats and had to go into hiding, contacting me with her other account.
Of course, Samantha doesn't know of the reputation of 4CHAN, so I plead to you, please spare her and report this Facebook ->
link under 'Hate Speech' to get it removed.
I'm only doing this as a friend. I know you are capable of more harm than above, so please forgive her.
All of us know this happens daily in 4chan. However
your powers are being abused by an attention whore.
Are you okay with that?
What I
really want 4chan to see, is the way Daniel represents 4chan.
Furthermore, after putting up the offensive photo which angered muslims, Daniel tried to cover up his own ass by diverting attention from him with a sob-story.
After deleting the caption of the trolling done on our group, seeing what our group had, he copied us starting his own 4chan group yesterday where
he dictates allowing only himself to post.
Again, I have followed 4chan for a few years before the emergence of 9GAG.com, and I don't believe 4chan would resort to such
coward tactics because they are known to be prideful and ruthless, but looking at attention-whore Daniel resorting to blocking people from commenting instead of arguing it out intelligently,
I ask you this.
4CHAN, since when did you allow a hipsterfag TV salesman to control your people's actions?
Why does it matter to you? Because Daniel is using 4CHAN as a tool for himself.
Are you alright with that?
Because whatever dumbass Daniel does, it reflects upon the image of 4CHAN and what it does.
I'll let you decide what you want to do with
Daniel
the admin of the '
official 4chan page'
and the
other fake 4chan page with 400k+ fans.
Because we know, they're way too mainstream to be real 4chan pages.
If you do not take action against Daniel, I will do onto him as I have destroyed
Johnny Heward's career.
*Update 27.09.12, Thursday: Daniel Herbert Hobbs rapes himself.
Hello Daniel.
You didn't know I planted a deadly seed inside your desperate laughable '4chan'-wannabe group that accepts just everybody, did you?
I
planted someone to show you my blog on purpose, and being the attention-whore you are, Daniel; I knew
you'd pick it up and post it on your fake 4chan page.
I made
you make
everyone aware of your actions, knowing you'd announce my blog to the whole world; so eager to declare victory.
Are you humiliated, Daniel.. Reading what they're saying about you?
Before you wake up to delete the status, or their comments like you usually cover-up yourself, let me show you how you turned the tables on yourself.:)
You took the true 9gaggers lightly, and my sting-operation on your fake 4chan page succeeded.
You have proven me right; orchestrating your own downfall Mr.
Daniel Herbert Hobbs.
And guess what? You actually deleted what you did to Samantha!
Proof*
And now magically it's missing.
Covering-up again, Daniel?
I'll leave it to everyone to say who won.
Do not take the secret group of true 9gaggers lightly.
With love,
Sam Insanity.
Edit* 01.10.12 Daniel pwns himself yet again. http://saminsanity.blogspot.com/2012/09/daniel-herbert-hobbs-liar-and-fake.html
~Sam Insanity~
Representative of the true 9gaggers.
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