The useless police.. the perfect Sunday.

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Skip to middle of page to see the perfect sunday~

Sunday! Oh praise the lord if I ever believe in him.

(This day totally necessary in our lives. Stress management baby.)

Damned police..

It was after working a night as the Ambassador of Zouk at a chaotic fully packed Zouk Club KL filled with fun dressed-up guests (even Lady Gaga was there) along with Hitz.fm and Red.fm in our giant halloween event, the 'Funhouse Horrors'.

I rode my bicycle home... slipping past the hectic jam piling up from the cars exiting the club and parking lots.

Everyone outside was in a great mood, then SUDDENLY on my way home I and 30 other cars were witnessing 5 men beating up a poor half naked fellow

with a bloody face

at the bus stop in front of the British Council at Jalan Ampang 3.30am.

I dialled 999 emergency line and asked for the police.

Disappointment, to what happened next.

My conversation with the police :-

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Me: Are you the police?

Police: Yes. What do you want?

Me: There's a guy being wacked up by 5 other guys at the bus stop in front of the British Council

Police: British Council? That place is very near Bardar Tun Razak police station at Jalan Ampang.

Me: Please hurry.

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(They mobilised their units 30 minutes later and called me, told me the culprits got away)...

but that wasn't the biggest disappointment

I was relieved when I came across a police car giving a ticket to another car (bribing as usual). This was just right after calling the line and just 3 minutes leaving the terrible scene.

I stopped the car, and pulled down my window.

Keep in mind I was dressed like this!

My halloween costume before going to Zouk

(make up done by Copykate)

Me: *waving hand frantically out of the car window*

Police: *looking at my costume* What the heck are you supposed to be? Where did you come from?

Me: I just came from Zouk Club KL, I work there.

Police: *surprised face*

Me: Anyway there's a guy being wacked up by 5 other guys at the bus stop in front of the British Council, please go there now!!!

Police: Ok you go back to the scene and call 999, I'm still writing a ticket to this car...

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So I left pissed and just went home. Sigh...

USELESS POLICE.

Anyway my life everyday isn't so dramatic as the story ^ up there.

the perfect sunday~

I woke up on Sunday afternoon with a smile on my face listening to scratching sounds behind my ear, she cuddled me to her chest.

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Me: Smelling her hair, out of the blue I said- 'Lesh go swimming.'

Her: 'Haaaa~?! I don't have a swimming suit, what am I going to wear!'

Me: 'My clothes.'

I opened my windows and smelled the air, and so we went swimming!

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I couldn't believe my ears when I heard a 20-year old didn't know how to swim. Srsly?

I was born near the ocean. (I miss the ocean.. I've been stuck in Kuala Lumpur all my life)

I gave her my personal swimming class here...

Before going for the swim:

Her usual self.

My usual self.

Here comes swimming!

I actually got her to catch these very cool photo of me.

The poor girl was drowning :(

Before

After :)

I taught her how to breathe and kick properly!

Yay! (isn't she adorable?)

I took just one day to teach her how to swim!

Us C:

You know what I'm thinking?

Obby.

So I taught her how to swim in just one day.

Excuse me, but I tend to think about money all the time so

Whoever wants to learn how to swim in one day,

leave your contact details on my comment

I'll charge RM4.00 or a burger per hour......I'm really not serious about this if you thought I was.

Speaking of burgers, I actually ate 5/6 of this 3 kilo Eurodeli pork burger from the Matterhorn Challenge 3 weeks ago along with my new bros Jason Chan, Harinder and Mike Yip with guest appearance by the gorgeous Michelle Lee!

It is bigger than my head. Literally.

Anyways, right after the long swim with my girlfriend (2 hours!?), we went inside and ate noodles (on a side note, this girl can really eat chilli padis).

Then I started telling her about chicken.. the texture and tastes, oh god foodithinkicandieeating!

I told her how I used to try learning how to cook but almost chopped my thumb off.

She didn't really believe me and made her this!

I call it: Chocki BanaNanana~

That's as perfect as a Sunday gets. It's time to eat our indo-mee downstairs for dinner.

To be continued...

~Sam Insanity

Blog Revamped! on halloween....

Hello everyone! This is Sam Insanity speaking.

My gf is forcing me to use this super gay layout.... with a pink background.

I hope you don't mind the gayness ultra gayish gay vibes spewing out of this non-gay blog,

it is seriously WTF and I am totally against it.

She thinks it's cute... FML

Copykate and I. This is how we communicate =)

Well previously, this blog was my personal diary for me to write my feelings into

But it has now been totally revamped into....

A metrosexual blog, the new era of elite men dressing to kill!

Here I will lend out my insights to you on how to be the man that every girl wants.

My blog is officially revived on... Happy Halloween!

Stay tuned...

~Sam Insanity

Finding a great short film by accident

I checked out the movie 'Devil' written by this M.shyalaman guy, then I researched him, and he had a movie called Signs.

I looked for the movie trailer and found this film called Signs as well

This is it. It was amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy0HNWto0UY

weird huh?

Its sad though, I'm thinking of humanity. That guy who acted in Signs was Nick Russell.. Even being as good as him in acting his career only moved up abit. Which led me to a point in thinking that millions of people must be dying to make it into hollywood

Sigh.

A new meaning to life.

Today, I found something to believe in. True Friendship at its purest form. Take it from me, talking to someone about your problems seriously motivates you to stand up once you've fallen, pick your sword up, sharpen it into a dragon, and fight your war again. Thank you, friend. I found my new goal in life.

Someone you can completely trust your secrets to and have no worries. Like a gem in a pile of shit, it's hard and almost impossible to find that true friend of yours.

~Sam

Thoughts V4

"Everyday, I am thinking.
There must be more to life."

Nobody thinks of you as badly, as you do. You dwell yourself in self-pity, not knowing what others think of you. When you consider yourself as stupid, you become stupid. Wake up, it is time to move forward. The road is long, but you must walk it nevertheless.

Don't be a fucking pussy. Never leave anything halfway, if you want to do it, do everything all the way till you finish it.

When it comes time to die, make sure all you have to do is die.

There is only a problem if you make it a problem, otherwise it really isn't there.

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment; Pain of love lasts a lifetime.

I'm only pretending to be stupid so you'll be smart enough to trust me.

You cannot force someone to love you, all you can do is become someone who can be loved; the rest is up to them.

Tired of boobs seeking my attention. My eyes are for Pagani Zonda only.

As warm as my little heart can be, one day it... will turn into frozen.. shattered pieces of what once was, and never again.

It seems it's about time for me to find my own happiness and to stop feeding others of theirs.

Trip over, and you can still get up. Fall in love, and you fall forever.

New friends are fun. But I will never, ever forget the ones who have stood by me and lent me their shoulder in my darkest times of pain and hardship. You know who you are.

When a man has no choice but to kill to get money out of desperation to help his starving loved ones, it does not mean he is a bad person. He was forced to dive deep into hell to keep them in heaven. So what kind of person is Robin Hood if he steals from the rich and feeds the poor?

The only person who could kill me.. is me

If I were in a relationship it'd be illegal.

Make losses as much as you can to make the necessary win.

I let you break me so we can be together, instead you left me undone with nothing.. left to lose.

Ain't easy to be me. You practice and practice until you become like to me, but that just proves you're only good at imitating and don't have a life of your own. A leader does things the way they want and is the centre of attention, he is not a pathetic lifeless ass-kisser who kneels on the ground with hidden agendas to backstab.

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Goodbye facebook.. in the end you're just some geek's invention wasting my time and life energy.

I'd be better off dead if I kept living dead. My life has to have a meaning.. my life has to have a goal.

If there is a god I'd be Satan.

I hate the world because it's filled with idiots, yet I love it for it's beauty

Hope today brings about new experiences for you.
Doesn't matter good or bad

Fuck Malaysia, I need to get out of this shithole country. Industry sucks, service sucks, government and police corrupted, ridiculously unfair laws, people backstab all the time, chinese teenagers all go lenglui~ lengzhai~ malays go pukimaksial babi ngkau indians go pundepunde. Truly a country with no future. It was a ...mistake being born here 20 years ago. Malaysia Boleh? more like Malaysia Apa Pun Boleh.

~Sam Insanity

What is really a real Real Reality?

Inception....

Dear Diary, 16th July 2010.
It's 2.40am and I just got back from an empty KLCC.. beautiful.

I've always wondered about reality.

Being as open-minded as possible, I always wondered whether it'd always end up as:

growing up -> chase girls -> study hard -> get qualified -> flourish in a career -> buy a nice car -> settle down -> get a house -> retire somewhere nice as a grandpa with kids.

That's the normal life, and I've always been looking for a way to worm out, to escape this fixed system of society's ultimate goal.

Skydiving without parachute? Build skyscrapers?

I looked so hard for an answer, looked so hard for it in the Internet that I got sucked into the cyberworld.

I spent so much time on the computer, it didn't just become an addiction.. It became my Virtual reality.

Watching inception, I finally broke off from it and remember who I am.

The internet is dangerous.. it provides me a vast knowledge of everything. But it trapped me.

It trapped me into a social network cluster called facebook.. it is a trap, it isn't anything at all to be proud of, it isn't an achievement. It's actually a fucking waste of time

Like a geek who made a super good videogame, the geek who created facebook is puppeting all of us, all of our minds. He made facebook so so so good to use.. that we eventually forget ourselves and want to dedicate the rest of our waking lives to utilize it.

But that isn't real.. virtual reality is a seed of the real reality. The real reality.. is not something that someone makes in order for us to feel comfort...

The real reality is to fight for the time. To fight for the time we have left on this fucking stupid world.

I shall abstain from the virtual.. fictionous life I've been living from now on.

I live once again.. I can't trust facebook.

Hardwork is reality...


~Sam Insanity Sonata.

The end of my days

"My life.. might be shorter than I expected."

Dear Diary,

Why is my memory so horrid? I don't remember anyone's birthday.. even my family's. I don't remember dates and names when I look at faces. I don't remember things that I planned a day before. I don't remember if someone else is at fault or its mine. I don't even remember what happened during my times of great pain and sorrow.

I can't remember anything....

I don't want to think about it, but I'm growing more and more afraid that Alzheimer's is developing inside me. Two years ago I did an MRI brain scan, there was nothing wrong my brain it. I just know something is very wrong with my head.. the way things feel around me, I'm getting more and more numb about the people I love, and the things I love most. I keep forgetting.. I can't remember.

Somebody.. please, help me find out what the fuck is wrong with me. I'm only 20 and I shouldn't be having this problem. The only things I can think of is lack of sleep, eating disorder and too simple tasks in life. I tried blueberries, it didn't work. I'm going to try to boost my omega 3 fatty acid intake. Something is seriously eating me out.

I don't want to wake up and forget everyone and everything around me.. I would rather die than live a vegetable.


~Sam Insanity