Quitting the addictive Facebook.

Dear Fans, Friends, Family (and curious strangers?)

If you want to know what facebook is doing with your account data, click here.

I am officially dumping facebook as of Friday 26th November 2010.

Piece of shit's been leeching my life force away far too long and keeping me from progress.

There is more to life out there than just facebook.

Facebook is one hell of a drug, you feel you can't live without it.

I've tried quitting, and I failed three times with half-assed attempts.

Only the strong and the brave can stop this addiction with their desire and willpower.

Even though it is evident some day I will be back again, I cannot bear to login 14 times a day any longer.

With all my Mind over my Bodily desires..

I quit Facebook,
You should too.

It will be back to claim me again, but I shall do my very best to live my life controlling facebook, not letting facebook control me.

edit* 3 days later I'm back on.. Fuck.

~Sam Insanity

Best video, ever.

While you're visiting, watch one of the many best videos I have ever seen in my life.

Chinese Translation by M. Ward

I sailed a wild, wild sea
climbed up a tall, tall mountain
I met an old, old man
beneath a weeping willow tree
He said "Now if you got some questions
go and lay them at my feet
but my time here is brief
so you'll have to pick just three"

And I said
"What do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?"
and "How can a man like me remain in the light?"
and "If life is really as short as they say
then why is the night so long?"
and then the sun went down
and he sang for me this song

"See I once was a young fool like you
afraid to do the things
that I knew I had to do
So I played an escapade just like you
I played an escapade just like you
I sailed a wild, wild sea
climbed up a tall, tall mountain
I met an old, old man
he sat beneath a sapling tree
He said now if you got some questions
go and lay them at my feet
but my time here is brief
so you'll have to pick just three

And I said
"What do you do with the pieces of a broken heart?"
and "How can a man like me remain in the light?"
and "If life is really as short as they say
then why is the night so long?"
and then the sun went down
and he sang for me this song

A Strange Party: Hennessy Artistry Malaysia 2010

Hennessy Artistry HALO Malaysia 2010

Hennessy Artistry.... what a strange event.

This November's issue of JUICE Magazine has photos of me and a few friends inside it at the middle section about Hennessy Artistry at Mist Club (where I first met 'her')

Rewinding back to earlier this year.

Coincidentally, I already met the artiste line up Da Zui Ba (Da Mouth) and Mizz Nina just a few months back.

It was also because of Hennessy Artistry I was able to meet my current girlfriend O_O

(Details at the middle of the post)

Back in the 27th of February 2010 the Da Mouth X PUMA Create Your Style event (The Opera, at Sunway Pyramid) was done by my beloved PRs, Farrell Tan and Craig Selby from Orchan Consulting Asia.

On that afternoon earlier we met with the band along with the media.
Handshakes were exchanged and we had a nice chat about the food in Taiwan. Later they gave me a copy of their album (for free).

A colourful bunch!

uhh...... anyway

Mizz Nina and Colby O' Donis also held an event earlier this 2010 at our club, Zouk Club KL on the 17th July 2010 for their live album launch.

I was given a goodie bag containing an album (again), and cheap quality Mizz Nina headphones (that could never possibly compete with my Pioneer HDJ-2000 Professional DJ Headphones, even in a million years.)

Not only did Hennessy Artistry bring the artistes back again to Malaysia, but more importantly this event brought me and a gorgeous girl (don't click) together, and we started seeing each other.

Again, details on the middle of post!

Fast-forwarding to the most recent Hennessy Artistry Halo on the 23rd of October 2010.

I walked upstairs. Not knowing why, I was whisked away to the celebrity's wall where 20 photographers were waiting with DSLRs snapped hundreds of photos of me.

At the celebrity wall.

Walking around the mixing section, I caught up with a very gorgeous lady.


Right after, I bumped into Sarah May Low for the first time!

I then bumped into Sheena Liam and Amanda Soo,
for the first time again?!
(photo by Amanda)

with Suphie Sim
(photo by Andy Kho)

From the left:
korean sis Ashley, Chammaine, Leonard, Jason, korean bro Josh Lim and Alicia.
(photo by Jason)

Knowing her since February, finally met Chammaine Tan,
for the first time?!

(photo by Nelson)

With Nelson Teon
(an excellent photographer)

Drinks up!
(photo by Nelson)

And they say, the rest

Was history.

Tell you how I met my girlfriend.

Back in September, it was when I went to Hennessy Artistry at Mist Club with one of my really great buddies whom I met at Johnnie Walker's Black Circuit Party VIP Party.

The one, and the only, the famous Jason Ong (who is also absolutely AMAZING at photography!).

Jason working the shades
(photo by Jason)

I told you he's an excellent photographer, he took all these photos!

Ma bro Jason also introduced me to my new korean sister, Ashley Ahn! (who shockingly, happens to be my neighbour living on the same street. what!?)

(photo by Jason)

I FINALLY met Michelle Lee after god knows how long.

With Michelle Lee again!
(photo by Jason)

Hours passed. Pictures were taken~

With buddies Josiah Mizukami and MC of the night, Justin Bratton
(photo by Jason)

Stephanie Lee, Jeniifer Foh, Chloe, Yen, Jane Kwan and I

VIP area was fun but getting boring.
Free-flow whiskey had ran out so I walked out to spend some time chilling around.

At the door was greeting me with a grin was the pretty Suphie Sim, in misery :(

While everyone else was partying inside, she was all alone while it was raining outside, loyal to her job. I pitied her and decided to keep her company!

Suddenly I felt a cold shudder and swore some eyes were watching me from behind my shoulder. I turned around and saw a group of Hennessy girls with that one girl in it.

Can you guess which lady started dating me? :)

Feeling a little chilly I told Suphie I must have imagined 'she' was watching me and went back into Mist Club. Little did I know Suphie talked to 'her' and we found each other on facebook! We clicked after a few dinners and movie night outs. We have been together since then.


I have a feeling the next Hennessy Artistry is going to alter my life once again..
one way or another.

TO BE CONTINUED... The Passion for Fashion Event

~Sam Insanity

Car tires slashed

..or so I thought.

Some fucking smelly asshole decided to be educated and deflated my tires.

We wasted a whole hour hunting for mechanics to roll them back to the workshop and pump them back up, and I wasted an extra $20.00 from my already empty wallet.

This poor little immigrant shit imported from Myanmar must have been the joker behind all this.

Reasons for suspicion:

  1. This dickhead was smiling hard for some reason
  2. He tried very hard to avoid eye contact with me and the car while everybody else was staring.
  3. Even though I didn't block the exit, the only person who would give a shit about the car parked nearby the exit would be this useless security guard.
  4. He walked suspiciously fast back into the college when I called him to come here.
  5. Students were all tired from finishing class carrying heavy books walking back home. They would stop for an Audi, not a fucking Kembara.
  6. Construction workers were tired, having a tea break outside sitting down having snacks and a smoke, plus their smart and don’t have time to kill, like the retard.

Tell you how our day started.

It started out with me waking up on lazy Thursday afternoon with sleepy eyes, squirming back and forth on her bed sheets flipping my shotgun to a comfortable position from the infamous heat of Malaysia (you know the feeling).

My girlfriend Copykate bugged me for lunch and we ventured out despite having a lazy mood already set to somewhat crave for her good ol’ home-cooked Campbell’s mushroom soup.

We dragged our lazy arses to somewhere particularly around the area nearby our apartment. Little did we know we would quickly come to regret that decision, as ‘every dog has it's day’.

We circled around twice looking for a parking and I parked my car near Sunway College’s side exit which was locked.

The Lunchbox


Don’t you just hate being short on cash?

We had Butter Fish Rice, Thai Chili Chicken Rice, Loh Mai Kai and my favourite sparkling apple juice at The Lunchbox.

The whole bill came out as $18.00, and $6.00 was in my wallet, hah.

The cashier gave me a disapproving look and I told my girlfriend to wait for me.

I took a 5 minute walk from The Lunchbox wearing small blue hawaiian boxers (embroidered with white flowers), into Sunway University College for the cash machine whilst getting glances all over from girls and gays towards my shotgun, horny envious eyes them be.

Walking back feeling a wee bit richer, I noticed my car slumping oddly on its side halfway returning to The Lunchbox. Looking closely, I saw my tire lying impotent and thought to myself I must have driven over pointed objects. However, I spotted another tire lying pathetically impotent on the dirt and knew this had to be the work of a rat.

Bystanders watching the repairwork.

Car being lifted

Tires unscrewed

Tires removed, I peeked into the hole

Found the asshole’s kidney stone inside, used to deflate my tires

A furious Kate Lee

What a nice day.

Next time I see that shit sucking fly security guard I’ll sock a nice jab to his face.