Brian McKnight wants to make your pussy squirt

Hello reader. Welcome back to the blog of Sam Insanity.

Forgive me for dedicating the past month to entirely to the Agent 7.7; as Samsung paid me handsomely to be their Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7 ambassador since I'm such a slut for $. 

As punishment, let me tell you about my peculiar day. Exactly 12 hours ago this morning I was on Twitter and 'Brian McKnight' started trending. I was curious, because I liked one of his songs 'Back At One' and didn't hear from him in years. 

Turns out he's going through a goddamn mid-life crisis wanting to teach ladies how their pussy works. 

So in this video the things Brian speaks and sings about will make you feel like you're being raped. It literally translates to a pastor taking your virginity just using his words. Just 10 minutes after watching his video, I got on twitter and found out he quickly took it off from the huge backlash. Then I realised I had the video open on my other page and quickly reuploaded the video onto YouTube.

These days I've been specialising on Twitter and so far reached top 10 tweets in the world 4 times gaining about 400 new followers in a week when I decided to expand my social media :notbad:

Ever since it's been featured on websites as seen on big websites like http://theybf.com and EqyptSaidSo.com; circulated by various singers, watched by youtube superstar TimothyDeLaGhetto (with 400,000,000 views under his belt) and even shared by the Illuminati..? (Dafuq)

So yeah, my video is the 2nd most viewed that gathered 10,000 views in a day (since some other people quickly ripped the video off his channel as well) and is still being circulated among people on Twitter.

EDIT: 100,000 views now

Enjoy the video I stole from Brian McKnight just for you, and don't let that pussy get too offended. 

~Sam Insanity~

Agent 7.7 - Mission Complete.

The 5 winners of 5 Samsung Galaxy Tab 7.7s have been chosen.

Agent 7.7 receive encrypted message on Galaxy Tab saying "This is just the beginning"

With one final look, Agent 7.7 looked straight into the Samsung GALAXY Tab 7.7’s 2MP front camera and said to it;

“I’ll be waiting.”

Agent 7.7 put his Samsung GALAXY Tab 7.7 away next to his drinks and dozed off to the summer heat.

In contrast to the relaxed Agent 7.7 on a hammock - somewhere in a concealed base...

A control room containing a stressed man is monitoring hundreds of video screens spying on different channels picks up on the agent and sends the feed to his superior.

The head operator plays it. He knows. He looks over his shoulder at the true mastermind.

“Sir. There is no doubt, this is the one. Stable, where the others fail. Perfectly in control."

A mysterious man speaks from the shadows.

“Excellent.

Continue monitoring the specimen.”

THE END

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Agent 7.7 MISSION 5.1 An Imaginary Paradise

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Newspapers headlines: "Naked body of Agent 7.7 found dead in sea. Cause of death unknown." 

While staring at his GALAXY Tab 7.7, Agent 7.7 raised his eyebrow and let out let out a heavy sigh.

‘Looks like I’ll have to thank HQ for faking my death’.

Agent 7.7 put away his GALAXY Tab 7.7, set down his hat and relaxed on his hammock.  

 

Little did he know, evil looms. Slowly, but surely approaching him.

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Agent 7.7 MISSION 5 - Déjà vu

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Agent 7.7 walks away from the explosion with a knowledge that it is all over. He knew that there was no way he could have solved this case without the help of the GALAXY Tab 7.7 

He is staring at the sunset and turns around walking back to the boat.

It’s a new day and the sun is bright.

Agent 7.7 is walking on the beach towards his hammock.

He lays in it and plays the latest Angry Birds Space with his GALAXY Tab 7.7

He was enjoying his vacation.

But.. something didn’t feel right.

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Agent 7.7 MISSION 4.2 - Mission Impossible

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Behind a gargoyle, he discovered a bomb. He now has 58minutes and 23seconds until the explosion! 

Agent 7.7 grabbed the time bomb the assailant threw behind the statue and ran towards him, guards still on his tail reloading their guns. 

The man sped off in his boat.

Agent 7.7 jumped in a man’s boat and unfortunately for him; shoved him into the water.

He gave chase to the boat and caught up to him quickly, setting the time bomb to 13 seconds instead.

 

He finally caught up to the side and threw it to the assailant’s boat.

What came next; no one in their wildest dreams could have predicted.

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Agent 7.7 MISSION 4.1 - The Chase

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"The ambassador was fatally wounded. A bodyguard asks him who did it, he points at Agent 7.7 and dies." 

Agent 7.7 gave a chase and ignored the shouts of his pursuers, quickly jumping over the castle walls running after the assailant.

The situation was intense. Bullets came flying past inches from his head, yet he was so close to his assailant. 

A call came in from HQ.

Agent 7.7 answered the phone, despite his treacherous situation.

‘I’m kind of busy now!’

What was to happen next was totally unexpected.

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Agent 7.7 MISSION 4.0 - The Royal Twist

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The ballroom was filled to the brim with dignitaries from the embassy. The villain was lurking amidst the crowd yet Agent 7.7 had to ensure he remains undetected. The sleek design of brushed metal makes him blend in perfectly with the occasion. Barely an hour into his arrival, he heard a loud piercing scream from the main hall.

With König the King in custody and the highly advanced face-morphing spy-gadget, it was easy for him to impersonate one of the dignitaries without trouble. Agent 7.7 slithered through the crowd towards the scream.

Had König created a fail-safe plan in case of his capture? 

A crowd of curious spectators formed, cutting off his way. But something caught the corner of Agent 7.7’s eye. 

He stopped in his tracks and instead decided to pursue the person walking away suspiciously from the scene. 

And then out of nowhere..

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Agent 7.7 MISSION 3.2 - The fake Samsung GALAXY Tab 7.7

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"BREAKING NEWS!" Boomed the TV. "Psychopath kills civilians" Agent 7.7 is now a wanted murderer! 

A clip of the incident showed a man randomly shooting bystanders with the person bearing striking resemblance to Agent 7.7.

 

‘The man is smart’, said King.

Agent 7.7 rubbed his chin. ‘As planned.’ 

Agent 5 looked at the both of them. ‘What are you two on about?' 

King sighed and explained, ‘The mastermind behind this knows we’re on his tail’

‘It’s all part of his plan from the messages sent to Mr. Akino’s phone. He put an imposter in place so I can’t operate smoothly.’ said Agent 7.7 still watching the television.

Wait a minute.. He sat down on a chair, pulled out his Samsung GALAXY Tab 7.7 and inspected it. 

His face turned pale.

‘What’s wrong?’ asked Agent 10.1 out curiosity.

‘This GALAXY Tab 7.7….’, Agent 7.7 spun his chair around, ‘isn’t mine.’

‘Are you sure?’ asked King.

‘Yes, this definitely isn’t mine. All the data was replicated but the fool made one blunder; I didn’t arrange the apps like this. The mastermind must be expecting us to follow Akino’s trail’. Agent 7.7 pulled out his gun in Agent 5 and 10.1’s surprise.

‘König the King, you are under arrest.’

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