Being a virgin: My first condom.

"Sometimes I wonder if I will remain a virgin forever,
the very thought of it scares me."

R.I.P Sam the virgin

~5th of October 2009 : 1.30am~

Today I welcome the 1st of October, celebrating my two-year anniversary since the day I bought my first condom over here.

Ahh I was so innocent and pure back then. I wonder if that auntie still works there

Though my life is awesome now, being a virgin back then wasn't easy.

I was nervous. I was pressured by people around me; teased.. made fun of.
I was shy. Girls would joke about my dick size. Guys would brag about their sex jokes.
I was a social outcast. I'd lie I wasn't virgin just to avoid being made fun of and for the sake of fitting in.
I was sad. There was no one I could relate my situation to, no one I could talk to.

In poorer lesser developed countries, a common scenario plays out a group of pranksters actually decides to play a trick on someone virgin, especially girls.

Set a day, drag her out to a quiet place, surround her, and take turns rape her.

Being a girl is difficult.

Being a virgin is not funny topic to talk about or joke around among your friends; whether it be guys or girls.

Growing up, I see things differently now.

I bought my first condom two years ago on 2009, and I lost my virginity very recently last year 2010 at the age of 20, two days after my birthday which was just a year ago.

Because of all the confusion and taunting, I felt I needed to lose it instead of being mentally ready to accept it.

Now I feel a part of me is missing.. empty; it was not what I wanted.

Being a teenager is difficult. For many people it reminds them of happy times.

For some of us, we lie waiting in the dark where being young was only a time of pain.. confusion, and we grow up unhappy and differently from the others.

Please, if you are making fun of your virgin friends..

Stop.

If you know a virgin out there who needs help or someone to talk to, you can ask them to talk to me,

A don't worry, there will be no judging.

I will listen.


~Sam

The first CODE FRIDAY @Neverland KL

So last week I went to Code Friday, which was a day to promote responsible drinking to targeted individuals  from age 18 - 35. 

I attended in order to discover safer ways in order to control my unpredictable and dangerous drinking habit in order to curb my fear of repeating my unbelievable drunk story here again.

The event was held inside the mysterious Neverland KL 

After shopping for birthday pressies at the Pavilion, we arrived at Neverland KL at 7.30pm.

I have to say the interior was very posh, and I love looking at myself in the mirrors..... oh bebeh.

The supermodel cooks served teriyaki chicken/BBQ fish skewer, mushroom omelet sticks and delicacies. 

I had like 7 plates of food so there goes my diet plan..... 

Later that night it started off with a heart-breaking performance portraying the pains alcohol caused.

Later we had a very convincing performance by the angry lady on the right. You wouldn't want to mess with the lady on the right. She damn well brilliant in acting.

Managing Director of Penod Ricard Malaysia, CK Tan addressing the crowd.

CK was a down-to-earth cool dude. we sat down and got chatty, then took photos together. 

Don't worry.. he's too old for me

CK officiating the ceromony as well as pledging not to drink and drive using an iPad to scan a bar code. 

Representatives from various clubs such as Ministry of Sound, Ecoba and many more.

A million thank yous' to Rebecca Saw for inviting me to 

this exclusive event.

Everyone and myself pledged never ever to drink and drive again.

Be in control, if you drink.. don't drive! Pledge at www.beincontrol.org.my so we can live longer together (HAHA). It's a good thing :)

Due to my over-dressed attire, I poked some fun to friends by posing as a waiter..

Would you like me to show you to your room? WINK

The smiling dazzling FHM finalist princess Michelle Lee 

 Myself and flaming hot supermodel super-seductive-without-even-trying Bridgette Liberty Yu

Beautiful ladies of the night. I mean, wow? *points up* ^

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I was the most beautiful.

You can't resist meh... 

Nice shirt eh? It was made by none other than

 

The paint lust!

Stuck in jail with the super-adowable super celebrity CopyKate (mrrow~..)

Bunny teeth!

Later that night I caught up with my adrenaline junkie buddy 

The sexy celebrity superstar DJ Patricia Suelin Knudsen. 

Overall, I enjoyed this very.. elegant event alcoholic-less event. 

I want you, my reader.. to practice responsible drinking and pledge. PLEDGE. 

Pledge yourself here at www.beincontrol.org.my, never to drink and drive ever again. 

~Sam

When I get drunk. CODE FRIDAY Launch @Neverland KL

Pernod Ricard Malaysia and myself would like to invite all my readers to drop by  

Code Friday  

Tonight 

at Neverland KL 

(30.09.11)

People have heard about me.. 

(Patricia Knudsen, Joey G., Evonne Chow, myself, Siti Saleha, and creep)

Stories about my nights.

X Top Model Search Grand Finale 2011 afterparty 

(Arthur Tan, Peter Toong, myself and golden boy Henry Golding)

And they know I usually..

Get really, really wasted.

Friends from Penang coming down KL to chill)

(Minny Chan, myself, Wei Shiang, Imin Chan, Clayton)

What people don't know is..

I have am very, very good at faking myself drunk. 

In truth, I hate drinking.

You see, I'm a terrible drinker. My body can't take alcohol! 

If I have one can of beer, I get high. If I drink way over my limit, I get my starch allergy appearing all over my body.

I'm never really drunk these days. My face just gets extremely red, but no one knows I'm really still sober.

When I'm drunk, I do the craziest things. Steal signboards.. leave my car doors open.. I can't even walk straight.

I'm smart you see.

There has only been two times when I got really really pissed drunk.

My first time was at Ministry of Sound age 17 when I had my first whiskey,

Chivas.

I didn't know jackshit about whiskey and what the hell it'd do to me. Friends dared me to drink it so I downed half a bottle of Chivas pure.

It wasn't funny.

I drove and almost died that day when I couldn't keep my eyes open. From that day onwards, I never drove drunk; sometimes tipsy, but never drunk. It's a promise I kept to myself since that day.

But of course.. sometimes you get sidetracked. 

As if my body wasn't already bad against alcohol, earlier this year I got pissed drunk again when my buddy Josiah gave me two bottles of this to drink

Absolut Vodka.

I remember faintly boxing with someone on the roof around Mid Valley 3AM, then instead of driving home I drove to Pavilion

It was 4am in the morning.

I pushed through the EXIT doors and somehow managed to get inside Pavilion.

I can't remember how many exit doors I pushed through, but somehow I broke into the cinema? I remember sitting on the movie seat, going up to the counter and then taking some soft drinks from the fridge. Went back to my car and found I didn't lock the doors.. and went back home.

So, what what the hell really is Code Friday all about?

Code Friday aims to promote a global awareness to achieve responsible drinking; and this goal will be reached by:-

* Advocating Moderation
* Avoiding Drink-Driving
* Making Young-People aware of the risks linked to alcohol
* Dissuading Pregnant women from drinking
* Making Staff aware of their responsibility

I'm really keen on popping by this event tonight to find out what it's all about.

If you know someone who has drinking problems, get them to come by!


~Sam

Training with Chelsea's coaches

Samsung invited me to train with four coaches of the world-class team of football superstars Chelsea, rivals of Manchester United!

So the other day right after my Brazilian wax here, I drove straight to Chelsea Blue Pitch at Damansara Damai located mad far away (thank science for GPS).

I then met with the coaches. Their names were Ian Woodroffe, Keith Harmes, Jamie Greenwood and Sam Hubert.

Cameras weren't allowed during training so I only managed to steal a few shots of the session.

Photo courtesy of Jason Ong [mynjayz.com]

Please lah less harsh on me.

I'll tuck my shirt in so don't scold meh.

Training was hard; super hard.

In just 15 minutes we were sweating waterfalls from warmups, and normally the team does 2 hours of warmups.

Photo courtesy of Jason Ong [mynjayz.com]

As you can see we were sweating very hard (and they gave us 1 minute breaks in between)

Do check out Jason's experience with the football training!

Sam & Sam

(Hubert and Insanity)

Ian Woodroffe

(yes my eyes can go smaller.)

Kate on the left with Jamie Greenwood.

Keith Harmes and myself

(my favorite coach! funny as hell)

boobiegrab.

End of the training we had a fun match and everyone was reeking of sweaty jerseys!

(woah I'm the second tallest....... cooool.)

I actually know how to dribble a ball now.

Thank you Samsung

for inviting Sam to an unforgettable experience.

~Sam Insanity

Chelsea vs. Malaysia (Harimau Malaya) 2011

Two days after the training, Samsung invited me to see Chelsea vs. Malaysia! Will post about training later

I got free tickets thanks to mynoobie, do check them out to get yourself free stuff! ;)

So after reaching Bukit Jalil, the police closed off the road into the stadium.

We were forced to park the car by the roadside. This is a scene of inconsiderate drivers triple and quadruple-parking other cars for the sake of the match.

Pasars set up all around, which majority sold so many fake merchandises.

Makes me wonder how it didn't get Samsung pissed with all the fakes right outside the match.

Typical irresponsible Malaysian litterbugs.

Finally after a 20 minute walk, we reach Bukit Jalil.

These noise polluting buggers selling vuvuzelas which only guys with small dicks buy.

They cost around RM5.00 each

After ticket checks, RELA Security checks for lighters/bottles/weapons.

Highlight of the day: People praying for Malaysia to win.. Really?

As if divine intervention would play a role in football -laughs-

Note the man wearing Chelsea's jersey on the far right kneeling on the flag.. dude, decide only on one team.

Confused Malaysian Tiger fans holding Chelsea flags.

Stadium was super packed even just at 7.30pm

Both sides of the stadium almost fully occupied.

Full view of Bukit Jalil Stadium at 7.50pm.

The match starts at 8.45pm so we had to wait another hour.

First brother, fifth brother and myself (Go angry birds.)

Did I mention my Lumix LX5’s maximum zoom is really crap? (Max it can go is x 3). Sorry for that!

Match is about to begin.

By the time the match begins you can see the Stadium is fully occupied with spectators of up to 95,000.

After 72 minutes.. Chelsea finally scores 1 - 0 against Malaysia.

Match ends.

If you were there you could tell the elite team Chelsea played very badly against Malaysia, the only goal they scored was also questionable.

I mean.. come on, Malaysia is known to suck at football. They even lost 8 - 1 to boyband Westlife back in 2002 as shown here.

Crowd jams the exit doors. Thankfully we parked the car 2km away from Bukit Jalil so our car was not triple-parked like many unfortunate others.

Overall, I had a blast and hope the football teams will visit Malaysia more often.